Bread bank

User 1

Welcome to the bread bank.
We sell bread, we sell loafs.
We got bread on deck, bread on the floe.
TOASTED
ROASTED

User 2

Bro stfu.
Listen, I just need a baguette, and a brioche.

User 1

We don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread or the potato bread-

User 2

The fuck is gluten? Take that shit out.

User 1

It's gluten free.

User 2

I don't CARE if it's free.

User 1

Swear on your fuckin' yeezys
If you wanna fight, we gonna fight.

User 2

You tryna be on WorldStar?

User 1

What you gon record it?

User 2

yeh, I got my dollar store camera ON.

User 3

What's the fuckin situaaaaationnn

User 2

What the fuck do you want.

User 3

I'm the mother fuckin MANAGER.

User 2

At the bread store?

User 3

B R E A D .

User 2

Tell him.
To take.
The motherfuckin gluten.
Out the bread.

User 3

I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief.
We can't take shit out the bread.

User 2

Then why'd you put it in in the first place?
I know y'all smokin that pAck.

User 3

We got crackers.. no gluten.

User 2

fffuck crackers.

User 1

It's gluten free, do you want the gluten or not?

User 2

Hell no.
You better take the gluten out that damn shit.

User 3

Look, we have whole wheat, gluten free.
Texas Toast, gluten free.
TORTILLA.

User 2

Fucalldat.
What bitch ass country are y'all from.
Where they got this bullshit at.

User 3

Florida.

User 2

I knew it.

User 1

Look, you can either take this YEAST...
Or I'm callin' the POLICE.

User 2

I'm going WEAST.

User 3

Nah don't call the police, I got a warrant.

User 2

Honestly, fuck y'all.
I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

User 3

What the fuck are you saying.

User 2

All I'm saying is..
Fuck y'alls bread.
Fuck the gluten.
And fuck them crackers.

User 1

But the crackers don't have any gluten in them.

User 2

Okay, I'll take those then.

User 1

Okay that's gonna be 5$.

User 2

Fuck that I ain't paying.