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HELLO MY NAME IS LILLY AND I AM A BIRB I LOVE WITH THE HIPPOPOTAMUSES AND THEY PROTECT MYSELF. THEY ARE SUPER KIND BUT SOMETIMES ASSHOLES. THEY DREANK THE WHOLE FUCKIG POND. I ASPIRE TO BE A CACTUS ONE DAT I WILL ACHIEVE MYe DRAM PLEASE AND THEANKS

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HELLO I AM A PURPLE PENGUIN NAMED JENNY. I LIVE WITH THE WHALES AND THEY ARE VERY NICE EXCEPT THEY'RE BED HOGS AND THEY DRINK THE WHOLE FUCKING OCEAN. I REALLY LIKE THE COLOR YELLOW AND I ASPIRE TO BE YELLOW SOME DAY INSTEAD OF PURPLE. HELP A POOR SOUL ACHIEVE THIS GOAL BY LOVING ME, BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOVE ME I BECOME YELLOW. 
          
          what the fuck am I on? 

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You are in yellow.
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