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So, during Genghis Khan’s reign, they used 3-5 horses (upwards of 20) per soldier to carry stuff, use their milk to drink, regularly cut to drink blood, etc.. Well, in the anime and game Umamusume, it takes place in a world where everything’s the exact same except the horses are beautiful anime women instead. That would mean in that world, Genghis Kahn and his soldiers had *harems* of horse girls that were devoted to them. That’s not even mentioning that some of those horse girls would’ve either been breed to provide milk or would regularly get cut so the soldiers could drink some blood. 
          
          TLDR; Genghis Kahn had a harem of umas and would suck their tits for sustenance 

Someone put a fucking baby in me so I can raise a satanist

I have been awake nearly 36 hours and my mind feels like it’s spinning. God has had to nerf me with ADHD and sleep deprivation for I would’ve become too powerful for him to contain!

“A dark elf baddie with child bearing hips is what I’d give up godhood for”- Dagoth Ur

Things we got since the last mainline Elder Scrolls game was released:
          - 14 mainline Call of Duty games
          - 13 FromSoftware games
          - 2 The Last of Us games and a TV show
          - 12 models of iPhone
          - 16 builds of Windows OS
          - 12 major versions of Android OS
          - 3 generations of Nintendo consoles
          - 6 seasons of Better Call Saul (full series)
          - 4 seasons of Attack on Titan (full series)
          - 14 Star Wars television shows
          - 17 Marvel (MCU) television shows
          - 5 Eminem albums
          - 7 Sabrina Carpenter albums (all of them)
          - 43 flavors of Mountain Dew
          - a 2nd trip to the moon

Not so fun facts
          
          The people on the Titan sub technically didn’t process that they died. It took about one millisecond at the fastest and that is a fraction of the time it takes for a human brain to process pain. 
          
          And while we’re talking about it. All 5 people’s bodies became a physics problem as there’d be nothing. When the implosion happened it heated the inside to about 1400 C to 1500 C (2500 F to 2700 F) internally before being cooled off by the colder water around. 

Most languages travel at the speed of sound except for sign language. It travels at the speed of light. 
          
          A jeep wrangler is less aerodynamic than a bulbasaur

One thing I love in media is when powers are used creatively or in everyday life. Like, for example, say you get into a fight with someone and you are an incredible telepath. You can predict other's moves, lift items, throw them around the room. What's one way of stopping your opponent? Well don't just sling them into a wall like how demons do it in Supernatural...
          
          G I V E   T H E M   A   F U C K I N G   H E A R T   A T T A C K
          
          Seeing as you can lift objects, it's not out of the question that you could potentially be able to either stop organs from functioning or just cause a massive blood clot in someone's brain. Or with heat control, just use it to pop a bag of pop corn to your liking or slowly roast a guy from the inside out.
          
          Air control, you can constantly cool yourself or put the entire atmospheric pressure of the ocean onto one single dude because fuck you Daniel for fucking up my walmart order and giving me fat free cheese.
          
          There is just so many creative ways to use powers in media that it'd be fun to brainstorm ideas...

It’s going where the poor guy pees.
          
          I’ll shine it so it glides with ease.
          
          I hope after its use he’ll be alright. 
          
          It’s going where the poor guy pees.
          
          The thought makes me weak in the knees.
          
          For what she paid, I’d make her one with spikes.

Some IRL lore that ain’t depressing 
          
          
          When I was in high school, I took a college class in culinary arts. Well, one day my class was told that on one day we’d turn our class into a restaurant and the next week we’d be doing a cooking competition in teams. 
          
          Well, restaurant day is around the corner and we’re told to make the menu simple and easy to do. So we did a breakfast menu. Homemade southern style biscuits, buttermilk pancakes, sourdough bread from scratch, things like that. My teacher told us after that day our class was the best class in terms of teamwork, cohesiveness, and quality. 
          
          Then competition day comes and the theme is around the world. Me and one other person got Japan and we made a cucumber salad and fried  pork dumplings. There was another person whose partner never showed so she did the job of two at once. She got India and made butter chicken and homemade naan. She got second place unfortunately and I genuinely thought she should’ve gotten first. Last place was funny though cause it was these two girls who didn’t do anything. They got Italian and decided to cook boxed pasta, used jarred sauce, and pre cooked chicken patties then got mad they were in last.