Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Alps of Switzerland from a horde of ferocious naked mole rats. I've memorised 14 movies for fun. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I perform open-heart surgery.The laws of physics do not apply to me