MISSING: non male with no creative or original ways to do a bio

Name: given at birth by parents
Age: younger then 27
Hair: not purple
Eyes: wishing they were greener
Size: tall
Race: American (clever, I know)
Language: Español duh
Date Missing: non existent
Last Seen: reading wattpad alone in room

Now that all y'all know me so well I'd just like to let you know I'm not from The Bible Belt. Because that made so much sense I'm glad your reading my bio. 

If you are too bored to read this whole thing at least read my motto: #iwritebooks

I'm working on like 7 stories and 4 books right now. I only have 3 stories published though the other ones will be a lot more thought out and they will have better grammar. I hope you stick around for when I start putting those out cause I'm excited for them:)

And that concludes my life story. Luv y'all

Oh and I make covers if any of y'all want one. (No, like I said, I'm not Southern, I'm from the mid-west get with it.)