my pronouns are she but not her... 
because i'll never be her </3


Disclaimer: Heather is a character rather than a real person. Projects created and published here are ironic in nature. If you have previously read or enjoyed any stories on this account, I want to thank you profusely for engaging with my work and ask you to please not feel deceived by the satirical nature of my creations. The author spends far more time and attention on bringing a story into existence than the reader does consuming it, so if my work is a joke, then the punchline is none other than myself.