I promised Satan that I would willing give him my soul if he let me live until Danisnotonfire updated one more time. It has been 10 000 years and I'm still alive and well

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Still waiting for my Hogwarts letter because something is Siriusly Ron with their postal system

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Can February March? 

No, but April May

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What does a nosy pepper do?

Get jalapeño (all up in your) business!

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Hey baby, are you an angel?

No, I'm a demon sent from hell who died 15 years ago just like that pickup line

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◻️Single
◻️Taken
☑️Has a crush on a fictional character but would join the Hunters of Artemis without hesitation.

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Gay ships are yay ships

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I hate people with bad gramMer and who can't spel

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What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing, it just waved

Sea what I did there?

I'm shore you did!

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I lost my glasses, but I need my glasses to find my glasses. 

Do you see my problem?

Because I can't.

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"It said do not dial nine... so I dialled nine"

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"Don't say chonce, it's chance"

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"I feel special"

"You are"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Not Sally!

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YouTube, bands, books, gay ships, hot chocolate and a rainy day

What else do you need?

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