beans

okay it’s my birthday which means I can officially beg for money and get away with it stonks

every time wattpad updates the site I die a little bit inside hahah 

I FUCKING SAW 5SOS GOD FUCK ME ASHTON WAS SO HOT HE WAS SO SWEATY AND HE WAS BANGING THOSE DRUMS IN ALL THE RIGHT WAYAAAAAYS I CRIED FUCK FUCK AND MICHAEL DURING JET BLACK HEART HAS RUINED EVERY OTHER MAN OR WOMAN FOR ME EVER IM GONNA LOVE THESE BOYS TIL I DIE gGOD

gonna see 5sos pray 4 me

for everyone out there with anxiety: you’re okay, love. just don’t cry in the middle of the crowded school hallways because I’m not that nice and if I don’t step over you I’m gonna step on you.

this is for rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfuckin schedule wit yo triflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I’m comin up there and i'm gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don’t even call the police cause imma come up there unexpected and wait on yo motherfuckin ass bitch I'm coming to beat the fuck outta you bitch cause you did that on purpose with yo awgery racist white ass bean head bitch watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I know what kinda car you drive.

i love you