Xander

@blueberrings ho(e) ho(e) ho(e)

@Zoey_Romero i wasn’t even there with you guys and even i can tell that he loved it

@Zoey_Romero well obviously I was worried I didn't want her to get raped ffs

@xander_idgaf you asshole you were so absorbed into it by that last scene, I swear you were about to cry 

@Zoey_Romero The world is a cruel, cruel place ): 
            
            Who’s gon’ feed me now??! I WANT CUPCAKES!! 

@offtojupiter btw they don't lie when they say get you a man who can cook 

@offtojupiter sorry, all finished 

@xander_idgaf alright, i guess. it was nice talking to you

@reverielles oh I'm not offended, I'm just not particularly excited to welcome any more existences in my life. So, any form of greeting usually amounts to extending a hand of friendship, and I really, and I mean reaaally, don't want any more of those rn on Wattpad, especially.

@xander_idgaf oh, sorry if i offended you. i just wanted to say hi in a funny way 

i'm just not even surprised anymore

@blueberrings eh no I like the shit I have against you 

OKAY OKAY I'LL STOP DELETE THIS BEFORE PEOPLE START THINKING IM A CREEP