*gasp*  WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO STALK ME? 

Mom, if that's you, don't look at my activity.

Cousin, if that's you, STAY AWAY FROM MY FOLLOWERS AND FRIENDS, YOU DIRTY MANWHORE.

Brother, if that's you, do NOT tell mama that you finally found my account.

*coughs* If you're none of my family members, you can completely ignore that.

Why have you taken the sudden interest in me? Have you seen my comments, read my stories, looked me up? DID THE UNI-ALIENS SEND YOU?!?



















You're a brave one. I like you.

Welp, since you're still here for reasons unknown to mankind, I guess I should tell you some things about me



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I have really bad hair problems




I tried different hair products, different shampoos and different conditioners but it still doesn't change my dead hair. Since today I started to embrace my messy hairy because it matches my personality...

A LIVING DISASTER


Im always here for a friend
Just pm me (i have no friends ;-;)
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xanderjaxon xanderjaxon Jan 01, 2020 04:24PM
holy shit i forgot this account exists
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