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Can I just say it's great Tom found someone but does it really have to be Taylor Swift? I personally don't like her but if he's happy, I guess I'll try my best to be too. (I'm still gonna read fanfiction on him though, sorry Tom.)

Friend:So what do you like reading
          Me: Fanfiction.
          Friend: OMFG YOU READ FANFICTION?! I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THE TYPE TO READ THAT!
          Me: *looks down at my adventure time red converse, hogwarts pants, soul eater shirt, batman necklace, bracelets filled with anime and bands, and deathly hallows beanie then looks up bored* Yeah, me neither.

""'"Your battery percentage is the chance of you finding 'the one'""""
          
          92%
          Well... Still higher than my grades.

Saturday: Wanna plan something?
          
          http://38.media.tumblr.com/1402017534ac650a4d1c64473abb120a/tumblr_inline_nmvw56hNbp1rpxtyp_500.gif
          
          Nah imma make sure all your friends have plans

Thank you for the follow

OMFG I HIT MY HEAD ON THE CAR DOOR THIS MORNING AND FELL FLAT ON MY FACE INTO A CEMENT SIDEWALK BEFORE I EVEN WALKED INTO MY SCHOOL HOLY FUCK TODAY IS GREAT

Am I the only one that wonders what it would be like if instead of it raining water, it rained vanilla pudding?