EXCUSE ME SIR
WE NEED TO TALK
YOU SEE, THERE IS A LAW IN THE UNIVERSE WHERE GOD HAS TWO COOKIE JARS WITH THE LABELS CUTE AND HOT
EVERYONE GETS ONE OR THE OTHER
DID YOUR CREATORS GET DRUNK OR SMTH WHEN THEY MADE YOU
BECAUSE BEING CUTE AND HOT IS AGAINST THE LAWS OF NATURE
I REST MY CASE