' I love you with all my butt. I would say heart but my butts bigger'
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Friend 1: "Did you just fall?"
 
Friend 2: "No. I attacked the floor."

Friend 1: "Backwards?"

Friend 2: "I'm freaking talented!"
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I'm the one ur parents told u to stay away from. 

I'm the one that rapes little children at night most preferably girls cause Ima lesbian.

Wanna  know who I am? 

I'm Barney the Dinosaur. And I LOVE to play with you.
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Not much to say cause I'm a loner. Anywhore I'm a Japanese! My name for all my readers are my Bad Bitches. 

Love and Kisses.... Your Trap Queen Maiko