saturn.

darling how have you been I haven’t heard from you in a while?

Your eyes change colour

hiya lads, lassies and yeehaws
          
          im here! im queer! im full of existential fear!
           
          i realise its been like 392893289 months since i was last online but im probably not gonna be on here a lot.... like ever, but! i have 951 notifications and i refuse to look at them, im gonna catch up on fics and have FuN because i missed this community because your all so kind and ick emotions
          
          see you when i see you,
          Saturn

*491 notifications*
          *hasn't been on in like a month*
          *sweats nervously*
          uh hi there, im hardly ever on because wattpad is fucked up on my phone and I am too lazy to use my laptop soooo what has happened in the last month and a half? Well.
          
          I have my first therapy session in a week, thats gonna go great
          
          my mental health has gone poof
          
          i came out as genderfluid and panromantic asexual to all my friends and shit, fun right?
          
          I have become even more of a mess since last time and have become addicted to coffee and don't sleep that much anymore (currently going on 3 days of no sleep and have drank 11 cups of coffee in the last 4 hours)
          
          i don't know man but ima try and sleep
          
          See you when I see you

oooo wattpad got updated

the wall E quote in ur bio is what i live for 

Hey hoE, I'm Australian and on the hunt for a fellow Australia. be my friend, you won't regret it.

Okay so I need to just say my opinions on Harry Potter stuff because I was having an arugment with my friend over this because I am stubborn and if you dissagree with me on this just state your reasons and I will state mine because I am determined to win this fight with my friend and will show these opionions (btw I am so eager to type to spell properly so shush):
          
          1. Snape was terrible
          2. Dumbledore was even worse
          3. Molly Weasley was the worst out of them all
          4. Harry was 100% bi because seriously he admires too many boys to be straight
          5. Ginny and Harry would have never lasted and were a bad couple
          6. If Dumbledore was gay he needed more backstory to that instead of just going "YEAH HES GAY NOW LOOK AT ME REPRESENT STUFF"
          7. Slytherins were treated terribly and deserve more good characters because in every house there was a friend but who cares about Slytherin because they are the "evil house" 
          8. Actually now that I think about it a lot of characters were gay and I am having an ephinany
          9. Hufflepuff's are very good finders
          10. Hufflepuffs deserve more attetion and so do Ravenclaws
          11. The Mauraders deserved better (except Peter, he can die)
          12. Why are there no more Mauraders movies?! They need some because the adventures they had deserve some love
          13. Anything passed Deathly Hollows is not cannon and ew
          14. Fix up your god damn quiz on Pottermore you imbeciles
          15. Luna Lovegood deserves all the love
          16. I need to watch Fantastic Beasts
          17. We need more Oliver Woods because guys omg he is amazing (also thank god he wasn't there in the 4th book because he would have a anyuresm at Quiditch being cancelled for a year)
          18. Voldemort is pronouced; Vold-e-mort not Vold-e-more,
          
          Most of my opionions are unpopular but whatever who cares
          
          Thanks for coming to my TED talk

guys I am sobbing omg why did I listen to тили тили бом (tili tili bom) so late at night omg guys
          
          Its a lullabye and lemme just tell you a lyric
          
          "Tili Tili Bom
          The night will muffle everything
          He is sneaking up to you
          Now he almost got you.."
          
          btw its in Russian but this was a mistake

HAPPY GOSH DANG NEW YEAR LOSERS