xeapzorpian

I read an mcu oneshot(?) recently called “clean up in isle 18” by crownedcriminals and I was just about to re-read it bc it was really funny but then I looked at the details again and saw that only about 120 people have seen it. 
          
          I dunno I just thought it was kinda unfair bc I write stupid stories (literally) and I have almost three times that many people reading my stuff and  their work was genuinely beautiful but it has so little views.
          
          I dunno I guess I just wanted to say that I think that some stories and/or creators should get more recognition. 

FYM THREE HUNDRED PEOPLE FOUND THIS STORY????? THIS WAS A JOKE WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE FINDING ME?
          
          …Name that was a stupid question, I comment on a lot of things…
          
          BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH! HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THIS! 
          
          Also one of my camps have been cancelled bc we were on tornado watch. Oh! And there was also a flash flood warning 

Oopsies, I ment to post yesterday a happy pride month thingie but it appears that I have forgotten.
          
          HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY BITCHES BRO AND NON-BINARY HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          
          Listen, I’d rather be late than never. In honor of pride month I will try to make it that most of the stories i have saved is the darkest depths of my mind (a google doc) will have some sort of relation to lgbtq+. 
          
          Keyword: most.

My friend just sent me a screenshot of my rankings of on this story thingie…
          
          SIXTY-TWO IN RANDOM. I’m sorry let me just repeat that, SIXTY-TWO. SIX. TWO. Out of 315k. THREE HUNDRED FIFTEEN THOUSAND. 
          
          NUBER ONE IN STUPID PEOPLE. This stupid little collection of stories, that doesn’t even have a real plot, surpassed OVER SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE… within the span of 48 HOURS. Not days, not weeks, HOURS. 
          
          A little less impressive, #1 in kinda dumb out of 21 other stories, so that really cool too.
          
          To whoever actually reads these,… 
          HOW. HOW DO I GO FROM ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO #62 OUT OF HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF OTHER STORIES IN A MATTER OF HOURS.
          
          Let me clarify that this is being posted less than two days after the author note was posted.

To whoever is reading my story thingie, 
          
          HOW DID YOU FIND IT SO FAST?! I POSTED THE FIRST CHAPTER LIKE AN HOUR AGO! I THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE AT LEAST A WEEK BEFORE SOMEONE DISCOVERED THIS!

Whoa Cewl, I can say hi to my currently nonexistent followers. HI TO ABSOLUTELY NO ONE!!!!!!!!! 
          
          Anyways if anyone actually see this then I’m thinking of making a series of short stories about random stuff that happens in my school or maybe just my life in general.  
          
          I already planned out the first few chapters on a google doc so then only thing holding me back rn is my own incompetence.