hi! i'm emersen, i love writing (duh), and i do it a lot! 




FUN FACTS
-i don't like publishing stories that i haven't finished on pen and paper first.
-i'm lactose intolerant.
-i can have a really sick sense of humor.
-i've watched forrest gump sixty-eight times and counting (trying to get to 69 *wink wink*).
-i love adam sandler
-i'm the founder of yarn university, THE place to fracture ankles and fall down stairwells
-ironically, i'm failing ela as we speak (or as you read heh heh).
-nobody loves adam sandler more than i do.
-i have made several collages of tom hanks's face. don't even ask, i don't know why i've done such a thing.
-i have two massive dogs.
-i'm allergic to hate. lmao nvm come at me haters i already know i'm a hoe.
-i'm also allergic to antibiotics.
-i'm kinda sort of maybe scared of thunder.
-i thoroughly enjoy fun facts.
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  • JoinedOctober 31, 2015


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