Chronologically displaced teen finds herself out of place at an adult 'out-of-work party' organized by one of her work colleagues. She's stuck on the elevator to the midnight express floor of this hill-top casino party and will be the thrill of the party when she shows up wearing a  bikini on the outside of her bustier.

"For starters, that bustier doesn't even look that bad," she said.

"It's gotta come off, it's all gotta come off. Your clothing is a drag and you're wearing a Tampax on the upside of this big chance to get the meat hooks wet," said Virginia.

"I'm not wearing any," said Polly, "and besides, this bustier doesn't even require that anyone have their meathooks in my private g-string which shows through my short, shorts."

[TO BE CONTINUED ON AMAZON LOOK UP 'CAUGHT WITH MY PANTS DOWN BY XENON VOGUE LAROUE']