lol this account is dead

Lol this account is dead ahhh sorry not really coming back to this account anymore
          
          Might start over, busy procrastinating
          
          Also I changed my username to a keysmash and the first try didn't work did I accidentally type in an already existing username or something what the fuck--
          
          Anyway abandoning account oop byeee?
          
          I'll still be active on Instagram (cinna_exists) which is where I'm most active anyway ahhhhhhh
          
          Bye hhh
          
          - Michael 

Y'know how when ads on Wattpad don't work, they either flash or you get a black screen?
          
          Well I get migraines easily from flashing images or lights and it is very dark in my room.
          
          The ad wasn't working.
          
          F u c k

I LIVED BITCHES--
          
          Also happy new year.
          
          But I fucking l i v e d WHOO--
          
          I'm still crying wtf
          
          Basically I'm very happy but I cry because hhhhhhhh I lived through 2019 and that is something I'm proud of myself for and no one can take this feeling away from me :') I am the happiest I have been in ages just because I know I survived a shitty year, a full decade of shitty times so wHOO

Oh fuck new year is in like... 4 days oh shit oh no

Merry Crisis :^) 

Merry Crisis :^) 

A summary of me:
          × gae
          × was probably a dinosaur in my past life
          × So confusing that even I confuse me
          × will steal your food without realising and then apologise profusely later about it
          × midget forever
          × will scream when hugged unless hugged by crush oop
          × reality is dumb
          × just a 'little' insane

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--

I got a couple of awards for doing well in my mocks - because apparently, my school does that - and they forced people who had an award to take a picture. I was told to stand near the front.
          
          There's now a photograph of everyone smiling with a certificate plus me hiding my face behind mine. :^) 

Person: ay stop flirting >:0
          Me: if he's flirting, he's doing a terrible job
          Aadon: I'm not flirting
          Lucy: gae
          Aadon: I'm not gay
          Lucy: then why are you flirting with him
          Aadon: I'm not, that's Sam's job
          Me:
          Me: excusemewhat-- o///o
          
          
          Me: *draws Quinci* merry christmas
          Evie: *squealing at pitches I didn't even know existed*
          Me: FUCK I THINK I BROKE EVIE
          
          
          Me: *mockingly* have fun at the 10 hour exam
          Lucinda: *mockingly* have fun at your college interview
          Me: *panic* fUcC >:0
          
          
          Me: *screeches*
          Keagan: *screeches back*
          Me:
          Me: excuse me sir are you challenging mE--
          
          
          Marshall: *arguing with someone else*
          Me, approaching while T-posing: I've already won this argument
          The guy he argued with: fuck off
          Me: 'Off' didn't consent to that
          
          
          Me: *lies on the floor*
          Hibba: wHaT a MoOd
          
          And that's how my week went in a nutshell--