Greetings to you all! 
[°·°]/\[^·^]/\[·.·]

Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me. Don't know me? Don't judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea.

I'm just a perfect girl whose perfectness radiates and brightens the whole world. Yes. I'm that perfect.

I habitat in the UK. If you are wondering, immigration is after me. Kidding. Im Swedish. My ancestors are from Middle East so I look more Latin American than anything else. Don't ask. I don't know. Fact. I'm not a terrorist, let's get that clear. And yes, people have actually asked me this. STOP BEING RACIST. English ain't my first language, obviously, it's my third. So for all u grammar nazis out there, back off bitches.

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode. Remember that.

By now I probably sound like a sarcastic and narcissistic little piece of shit. And you're wrong. I'm a PERFECT sarcastic and narcissistic little piece of shit. That is exactly what I am. But I'm also...nice? Omg that word makes me want to throw up. Believe it or not, a lot of people like me. I guest it's 'Love it or hate it' situation.

The most confusing thing about me to other ppl would probably be my sexuality and extremely dry sense of humour.

Moi bezzie is @frankisaurus she is a proper retard I suggest you don't talk to her or you might catch rabies but except that she is fab! Chicks before dicks.
Hate ya bitch~

"I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You're not scared. You're an asshole."
- Morgan Freeman

STOP Hating✔ Judging✔ Criticism✔ Bullying✔ Homophobia✔ Wars✔ World Hungers✔ Racism✔ Discrimination✔ Violence✔

♀+♀=♥ GENDER
♂+♂=♥ DOESN'T
♂+♀=♥ MATTER

- xhamsterx
  • Banging your mum.
  • JoinedJune 26, 2012


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xhamsterx xhamsterx Jul 24, 2015 03:44PM
@frankisaurus BIATCH!! He is NOT my cousin. And hell nah I'm gonna kidnap u and bring u back!!!
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