Tristan Jacqueline

BABESSSSSS WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
          GOLDEN HOUR PT.5 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
          ARE THEY KIDDING ME?! IS THERE NO REST IN TINYTOWN? WHAT SINS DID I COMMIT TO GET ETERNAL TORMENT IN HELLLLLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!!!!!!!!
          PLEASE HAVE MERCY, HIW THE FUCK DO I SLEEP NOW?!!

Hey there my pretty coueres, the n3xt epilogue will upload very soon I'm editing it! 

So.
          As promised.
          Here is the detailed review of the second ep of the dating Wanteez. So sit down and enjoy my paragraphs.
          
          Yeo going I'm not Yeosang on being caught by 2Ho and running away. My cutie (T^T)
          I want Wooyoung's confidence man. He was the only one who bagged his baddie successfully without getting jealous.
          San eyeing Yuyu as well. He really would date all the bottoms if he could (ToT)
          
          Yeosang and Mingi. This ain't a love triangle anymore. It's a fucking polygon.
          The fact that Mingi wanted to serve Yeo but San was faster?? And the stare San gave him while licking the spoon. Idk if I'm watching a movie at this rate (ToT)
          Okay, WooHwa let their intrusive thoughts win with the gimbap-ramen thing.
          Hj saying he finds it disgusting and he can't be friends with Hwa, and Woo clocking his ass saying Hwa wasn't interested either? The mother-youngest daughter duo was put for Hj's blood that day.
          Eldest daughter wanting to try it immediately.. aigooo
          
          When the bell rang, Haribo just froze iwth the chopsticks in his mouth. Cutie.
          San choosing Yeosang? Yep no surprises.
          
          The library flirting godddddddd
          San watched all the romantic dramas/kdramas/movies/series everything he could for this
          
          San turning into a professional massager for Yeo. Yeo reading poems.
          YunWoo flirting while writing the letters.
          
          Hj trying to hide his letter to Hwa and then skipping away? Peak tsundere energy..
          I already knew Mingi won over Hwa's heart by cooking.
          Haribo being disappointed by 0 letters in his locker (T^T)
          HwaGi clocking Hj again? Now I really wanna know what Captain did that day. 3/7 are already against him (ToT)
          
          Captain & Haribo not getting a single letter lmao 
          Yeo using the nickname he gave to Sannie.
          Mingi promising everything to Hwa? Peak Leo energy! And Hj being mean even in his letter. He likes bad boys Joong, not insolent creatures (ToT)
          Hwa writing a letter to Mingi and Hj going all sulky?!!!! My Matz and possessive Captain.
          YunWoo being a successful couple once more
          (1/?)

Hey there, my lovely coueres  I have an announcement to make! 
          
          I'll post the epilogue chapter on Sunday but that's not the announcement lmao- since I'll be working on La vita di lussuria (woosans book) and publish it in July, I have an ATEEZ government ship oneshots to busy you guys until the woosan book 
          
          Mwah  thank me later. 
          Another thing to keep in mind, my babies, these oneshots are not written by me or  cass (your co author) these are written by a site operated by ai that me and cass use for our personal entertainment. 
          You know how traumatic and trash the fanfics industry can be right? Some are...really questionable so Cassandra and I took matters into out own hands and found this sit  And wattpad books can be boring sometimes (I don't go to a03 that place is lowkey scary) 
          
          Anyway, YOUR AUTHOR JUST BOUGHT HER FIRST ATEEZ ALBUM (and one for my girlfriend too of course, gotta spoil that woman. I'm her sugar daddy and she's under my debt like Kim Dan lmao) 
          
          I bought golden hour pt 4, diary ver. Sex god level album, everyone should get this. No one can call me broke now  next stop, an ATEEZ concert. 
          (Fun fact I tried to go to an ATEEZ concert last year but the fuck ass flights weren't the best last year) 

Sooo.
          Like I promised, my wanteez crashout.
          This orange fucker still won't let me post emojis for some reason ( ￣-￣)
          Also, I suspect I might have to make two parts of this.
          
          Hj showing up and the first thing he does is establish dominance?! *squealing*
          Also not him bowing to every inanimate object he can find. Idk what Hwa did, but Hj just suddenly relented like he definitely didn't want to sleep on the couch that day. Wifey powers!!
          
          Mingi looking that hot?! Sir, you were supposed to be a student.
          And not him using his Leo energy to flirt, like damn boy, stop.
          Yuyu walking in, and suddenly Matz are paying attention to their eldest daughter. MINGI ASKING YUYU TO SIT ON HIS WITH A FULL EYE CONTACT?! THAT'S A TOP BEHAVIOR I NEED A TOP YUYU ENTHU TO EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME?! HOW IS THAT HAWT MAN A BOTTOM TO Y'ALL!
          And Yuyu sat on his lap so shyly?! And Hwa looking away with that motherly disapproval. Damn I see family tea!
          Then comes the second daughter, Yeo, with his Kanglish against the world (⌒∇⌒)ノ
          San hitting on Yeo immediately?!! Woo saying he doesn't bully people?! Your mother heavily disagrees Woo...
          Jongho truly surprised me with his outfit, cuz I really was confused whether he was the teacher or not, or whether they'd be including the prof in the matchmaking as well.. I still don't know tbh
          And him sweeping the floor? He definitely got Hwa's approval.
          
          The editors wrote San was checking Woo out real time (ToT)(ToT)
          Please Hj was being so annoying, no wonder he got the max worst impression votes (ToT)
          God, San's greed is really something. He wants Yeo, but gets jealous when YunWoo are flirting during intros?
          Hwa saying he's attracted to Hj and his bad boy personality? KQ, just tell everyone atp.
          Yeo's tiny what the bell.. I'm gonna use that now.
          Hj choosing Hwa for the best impression? What in the enemies to lovers is going on?!!! (ToT) Just confess atp.
          Not Hj throwing paper balls everytime he gets voted for worst (＞∇＜)
          (1/?)

Uh.... Guys I did not realize that I accidentally posted two chapters instead of one....?  AND I'M STILL WORKING ‍♀️ fuck me ugh. It's alright  the next chapter posts after 3 days because I was still working and accidentally spoiled this whole thing 

Oppa,
          Checking up on you.. how is your fever?

Hey there to my lovely coueres, couldn't post today's chapter DUE TO WATTPAD BEING AN ASSHOLE- 

Hello sorry to post this without your permission but can you please check my first fanfiction and don't forget to vote please
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/351266977-paid-boyfriend