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I DROPPED MY PHONE IN MY CUP NOODLE SOUP YESTERDAY SO I HAD TO TAKE THE FVCKING NEW YORK CITY TRAIN AND BUSES WITHOUT COMMUNICATION WITH ANYONE I KNOW SO THAT MEANS I COULD GET KIDNAPPED AND RAPED
ALSO WHILE WAITING FOR THE BUS IN 20 DEGREE WEATHER, IT SMELLED LIKE DRUGS AND I LOOKED BEHIND ME AND ON THE SIDE OF A CLUB, THERE IS A MAN WHO IS COUGHING UP WHITE STUFF WITH SOMETHING THAT LOOKED LIKE A CIGARETTE IN HIS AND AND FROM WHERE I WAS STANDING, SOME WHITE POWDER WAS ON THE FLOOR.
I THINK HE'S IN LOVE WITH THE COCO