A WARNING IN ADVANCE: THIS ACCOUNT IS FULL OF BS SO DON'T EXPECT MUCH

You can call me olive, ollie, oli, ivi, olivia, loo, shitbag, or really anything. I'll probably answer. 

Yes, I'm female. 

I can recite Shrek is love, Shrek is life by memory. 

@taebuz is my best friend/sister/soulmate (beyond homo). ❤️

Warning! Side effects may include the following:
Inability to breathe
Temporary tooth loss
Ignorance
Death
Complete collapse of civilization
Redundancy
Redundancy
Coma
Puppy kicking
Liver failure
Brain cancer
Chronic orgasms
Bronchitis 
Severe anal bleeding
And menopause

Peace out, motherfuckers.