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Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit 
          
          Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man
          
           Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg... I'm very tired...
          
          No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook
          
          M A R K
          
          Z   U   C   K   E   R   B   E   R  G
          

Now this is the story all about how
          My life got flipped, turned upside down
          And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
          I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
          
          In west Philadelphia born and raised
          On the playground where I spent most of my days
          Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
          And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
          When a couple of guys who were up to no good
          Started making trouble in my neighborhood
          I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
          And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air
          I begged and pleaded with her the other day
          But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
          She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
          I put my Walkman on and said I might as well kick it
          
          First class, yo this is bad,
          Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
          Is this what the people of Bel Air livin' like
          Hm this might be alright!
          
          I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
          License plate said 'Fresh' and had dice in the mirror
          If anything I could say that this cab was rare
          But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel Air
          
          I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
          And I yelled to the cabbie, yo Holmes smell ya later
          Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
          To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air