I am an oldman. I gave birth to your mom which makes me your grandpa.I love your intestines. I just ate a burrito so I'm gassy. I love prune juice. I am 82000000 years old yo. I think that's what you kids say these days. I like to play mahjong. I also do parkour. I love you f******** grandchildren. 

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