J.P. Dimaculangan

Padaan ako anak! ^_^
          
          Here I am to introduce Theo Ledesma! Alamin natin ang buhay na mayroon siya. Is it heaven? Or is it hell? Curious ka ba sa buhay niya? Halina't basahin ang "Enchanted in Hell." 
          
          Tuklasin ang kaabang-abang na pakikipagsapalaran niya kasama si Rina. Paano niya kaya mapagtatagumpayan ang kaniyang suliranin? Samahan natin siyang buuhin ang kuwento ng kaniyang pag-ibig, ng kaniyang pamilya at marami pang iba.
          
          Come on, vámonos
          Everybody let's go!
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/214824237-enchanted-in-hell

Sa sobrang tagal kong di nag-update sa Wattpad (btw kakabalik ko lang ngayon mismo) ikakasal na yung portrayers ko sa story ko and tumanda na rin ako haha. 

ME RN: *in Pewdiepie's voice* SHIT SHIT SHIIIEEET

After all these years gusto kong malaman kung bakit kapag LALAKI ang manunulat ay madaling makahanap ng readers regardless of the quality of his story? At kapag babae naman, natatabunan lang. Is it because mas malaki ang porsyento ng babaeng readers? An obvious question, yes, but boys won't flock into girlies unlike girls flocking to boys right?
          
          Come on, I'm not bitter or whatsoever, maraming lalaki na magaling magsulat, gaya ko, chos lang. 

Hi! Be part of our growing team! Come and join us to our newly opened and active bookclub. 
          
          Here's the link: 
          https://my.w.tt/jOqHviwZhY

Happy birthday to my muse, to my one and only Joseph. It's a shame, sobrang lungkot ko nung birthday ko pero ngayon na birthday mo sobrang saya ko. Wala lang akong masabi, I'm not the type na ganito kapag may mag birthday, but you're an exception. 
          
          Ilysm. Felicidades to Yoo. 

You can't put blame on someone why he fucken salty. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MYSELF!
          
          Wala na namang handa just as usual, never akong naghanda, never may nagregalo, guess why? 'Cause I'm an introvert. Happeh 20th to mahself, hello school fees, hello miscellaneous fees and hello to another year of buttload responsibilities. 
          
          I'm celebrating with half a bottle of gin, saved from last New Year's Eve (hindi naubos eh naka stock lang)
          
          Many more broke years to come. Love it. 

When you took BMMA degree which will cost you four years and thousands of pesos, then you'll start seeing ads all over the social media platforms promoting a 4 week course to aquire background about graphic designing/3D modelling for about only 75$ 
          
          Algorithm creeps me out. 
          
          

I'm still into cheesy one-liners.