things me and my cousin just came up with

Seriously, I hate it how everyone loves to bitch about girls that go orange from wearing too much make up, even though the bitchy one is orange themself.. :/ 

hates it when people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? 

has advise for you, the next time you see me FUCKIN RUN!!

Omg look! it my cup of care >> \_/ << awww.. its empty :( SHUT UP 

thinks some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face. 

Here's a condom, just thought since you were acting like a dick, you mind as well dress like one!!! 

truth Don't let that light in the tunnel fool you, it's not actually the end it's just the warning sign that there is more shit ahead!!

dont listin to rumors their probaly as fake as the bitch that told you

"One day I will smack your face SO HARD not even Bob the Builder will be able to fix it :~)" 

If telling it like it is, and not taking your crap makes me a bitch, then I'm the bitchiest bitch there is.

what goes around comes around and when it comes around to you i will be there with a fucking camera 

I really don't care what you think! I'm me.. that's all there is to it! So if you have a problem with me, all I can say is "solve it!" cause IDGAF!!

I could tell you to go fuck yourself in a way that would make you will feel like a virgin!
(I laughed so hard at this one it's just so funny)

hey here's a condom , wouldn't want you making the same mistake your mum did! 

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude. Don't like it? I don't give a flying monkeys left testicle! In other words, SHOVE IT! 

What is the point if middle names?Ill tell you its so that your mom can call you by your full name so the entire neighbourhood knows your in trouble!!!