"Ah! Hello there, haha! Just a quick greeting from someone you probably don't know. Well, anyway, thanks for reading this. 



Hmm...I've peeked your interest? Guess not. Farewell.




Still reading this, are you? You should probably stop. I bet you have better things to do....




Will you continue to scroll down?! You're insane! Just stop and go read.




I'm serious.











If you've gotten this far ... my... you're so naughty!




At it again?





Do you even listen to your parents?






You know what, that's it. I'll stop talking.





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Hahh....