the muffin man

I forgot who you are <3

Damn.my poor 7 year old tablet.the crusty legend.the screen finally cracked.

Yall know the black cat and golden retriever dynamic?I have a black cat who is the sweetest,most friendly boy in the whole world-(although he is incredibly fat)and my friend has this cute golden retriever who has got to be the only hateful retriever in the whole universe like this dog is the type to put nitrogen in pools.They are literally so chill with eavhother though.Who ever swapped my cats soul,I will find you-AND GIVE YOU THAT MR.BEAST PRIZE MONEY CAUSE HALLELUJAH I LOVE MY CAT!!!

Damn twitch really has no chill.Hates motorsports so much they had to hit tubbo with the indefinite suspension,for streaming it even though he had permission-bitch please.
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happy fourth of july!!! watching those insane fireworks remind me how batshit crazy i used to be!!! you should totally stand right infront to the fireworks when they go off i PROMISE they dont hurt!!!

Womp womp.

Yall ever wonder where the word "brat" came from?What if some parent was yelling at their kid like, "GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BITC-RAT!"but it came out as "Brat".

Just a heads up,golf balls are not  good substitutes for ping pong balls,Stay safe out there <3

My mother lied to me.she told me i could be anything i wanted to be and i wake up everyday as a lonely sad homosexual.And I dont really want to be a lonely sad homosexual.But Theres nothing i can do. :'(

Theres a dead rat in my room.My sisters cat wont eat it So i think im going look up a YouTube video on taxidermy so i can keep little remy.