My name is Philip
I am a poet
I wrote this poem just to show it
And I just F-ing died
Because Lin-Manuel Miranda gave up on my lines

I practiced French and played Piano with my mother
I had some sisters and a lot of little brothers.
My daddy tried to run in the political bank,
But his little boat just F-ing sank.

Poem written by Me...I love you my beautiful Grapefruits.