Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away on the date of April 28th, 1998 a hilarious and loveable baby was born....right after me. I was born the crazy yet awkward child who tries way to hard to make something of herself in the world but seems to get lost in her own thoughts on her way. Little did this baby know she would never fully grow into her skin, and embrase those little flaws most girls would hate. She would make others smile but never tell anyone when she feels like she is falling because she is too stubborn to ask for help. She would grow to become a hopeless romantic but is afraid to get into a relationship for reasons she won't know for a long time. She will cry when she is angry AND sad (which happens more than she will ever admit), never scream on roller coasters but laugh hysterically instead, and love her cat way too much. But in the end she will become who she was meant to be: Me.
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