(Actual important stuff at the bottom)
*Just walking along minding my own business*
Oh look, a distraction!
*Starts going through all of your post and comments to see when I offended/met you*
*Realises that might take awhile*
*Decides to not be a creepy online stalker and instead be polite.
Hi, I'm Cheshire cat. If I have offended you by implying your mother is a llama, I'm sorry.
(Not sorry.)
Thanks for following me!
-Love
Chesh;}