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(> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
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.. (>o<) ITS MY COOKIE!!!
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(> )>o Then I said sharing is caring....
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. (>o<) I LIKE COOKIES!!
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. (> <) So then I ate it...sorry

I Believe in Jesus.

Teacher : Can you see God?
Class: No. 
Teacher: Can you touch God? 
Class: No 
Teacher: Then there isn't a God! 
... ... ... ... *Student raises their hand and says* 
"Sir, can you see your brain?" 
Teacher: No. 
Student: Can you touch your brain? 
Teacher: No. 
Student: Oh okay, so you don't have a brain?
Post this if you believe in GOD!

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♥96% of teens won't stand up for God. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 4% that will.
'-' (I'm part of the 4%) ♥

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91% of girls would be dead if the Justin Bieber decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 9% who would be cracking up! (I'm part of the 9%)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...