So i was a lifeguard and sometimes she'd, ya know swim during adult swim and she'd stare at me and i'd go in with her cause, ya know, the lifeguards are allowed to.
And one time she was staying really late after and the kids had already gone home aaand i bet you were in bed
Yeah, i bet you were in bed
She was in mine
Yeah, i fucked your mom, too!!
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