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Hello! No need to read this comment, I am bored and wanted to make a funny comment for pleasure~….
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In The Void->
We see TWO beings:
Azathoth: The Void God
And…
Lunaria: The Goddess Of The Dark Realm
(For context: The Void existed before… everything. And the Dark Realm is a place where even Beings as old as time or Locked up in)
We see the two Gods… playing Cards?
Azathoth: Ok…. Blue Draw 2
Lunaria: Red Draw 2
Azathoth:… so we’re doing this again, Luna?
Lunaria: *Smirks* we are, love~
Azathoth: *Holds up a plus 4* Draw 4
(Total: +8)
Lunaria: Draw 4
Azathoth: Draw 6
Lunaria: Draw 8
(Total: 26… they are playing: Uno, NO MERCY!)
And so, these two were adding more and more cards into the OTHERS grave~
Until…..
We see Azathoth holding around… 66 Cards… he was pissed.
Azathoth: *Groans*
Lunaria: *Giggles* Guess I won again, huh?
Azathoth: oh, go f**k yourself.
Lunaria: *Gasp!* Hey! No bad words around me! *Pouts* *Whispers* Plus you haven’t taken me on a date yet~
Azathoth: *Heard Lunaria’s whisper but ignored it* really? You blew up a random Universe last week when some said, and I quote, “Poopy head” to you… and you said, and I quote again, “go f**k yourself mortal, you shall not address me in such manner, you need to f**king end your useless existence,” and more….
Lunaria: *Blushing from the memory* umm-
Azathoth: *Not done* and you also got Veldanava, Zeus, f**king yDave on the scene because you were insulted… and by a child no less… did you know how long it took me to not only re-build a whole UNIVERSE?! I also had to find Fourth-Wall builders…. They are a diminishing race Lunaria…
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THE END!!! Add more if you like.
Azathoth: (He is secretly in love with Lunaria but won’t admit it… plus he always has to fix after her.)
Lunaria: (She won’t hide she likes Azathoth… but loves to mess with him… she also created a world just to create a very-low grade version of her called: Luna, Alicorn Of The Night… MLP reference)