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@GayAmericanBooks 
            
            wait yes i love that nsdfouskdf

But what if instead it’s enemies to..
            
            
            
            Enemies with benefits!

make sure you ask mommy to cut the crust off your sandwich too

ima make the account ,, dunno when i'll switch but uh sndofkns

@yams-for-yams well for your information I have an 80 in math

@trash_eh bet youre failing math

@yams-for-yams it's how math work in my brain

@yams-for-yams  " Dear 'Father' can you please be quite? If you would like me to fucking snap everyones neck in this room, Including yours, I'd be delighted to for fill your dream."

@yams-for-yams if I ignored him he will leave to get the milk and wait ten years to come back with it only to have 3 more kids with him like seriously
            
            When he left my mom after slapping her he had like 6-8 kids and now he comes to me buying me a lot of stuff to get me to love him back..
            
            But he should know that I dont like getting presents much because i feel selfish when people give me a lot of stuff and I dont have anywhere to put it
            
            He always tries to make everyone elses presents seem like trash and my birthday is coming up so now I have to deal with it again
            
            Last year was like the best birthday ever..
            
            During corona 
            
            I got 5 presents a big bag or Takis all to myself and my mom my brother and my mom's friend were there and that is what I want
            
            But now my birthday this year is supposed to have a big surprise...
            
            My mom keeps on saying 'are you excited for your birthday' and I'm terrified...
            
            Like- my brother had an AMAZING birthday and gor tons of presents and even then I'd still want a birthday like last year!
            
            
            Now I'm just complaining...sorry
            
            
            Also does anyone want my birthday/ identity?
            
            You can have it..march 27.....
            
            0_0

@anti_socialclub18 
            
            he would cry