yancy_dancey

I'm rereading my old Fairy Tail fanfic (which I republished cuz why tf not) and jesus christ I was such a cringey child

I am not dead

I'm alive

Your background pic looks a younger pic of my softball coach lmao

Do u ever look at someone and think
          Wow
          I really want to hug you
          Because thats how i feel with chris pratt

Happy bisexual dayyyy 

Ok but imagine if Disney bought the rights to Space Ghost/Cartoon Planet.
          
          Then, in a Descendents movie, they decided to put a child of Space Ghost, which would be cool. But no one really knows Space Ghost so they make a child of Brak (Space Ghost's villain).
          
          Imagine - some creepy looking alien person with fangs and red skin or some shit and everyone (including the children of villains) at the Descendants school is freaked out by the child of Brak.
          
          Then, they open their mouth -
          "Heyoooo whats up everyoooone!!" AND IT LITERALLY THE STUPIDEST CRINGYEST WEIRDEST PERSON ANYONE HAS EVER MET BECAUSE THEY WERE LITERALLY RAISED BY THE STUPIDEST PERSON OUT THERE

Ok I know Peter Parker's death in Infinity War was sad, but hear me out.
          
          Peter Quill's death was one of THE sadest deaths. Why? Because he just found out Gamora, the love of his life and the only thing in his life he actually loves, is dead. He doesn't know where his team is, and he watched Drax and Mantis die before his eyes.
          
          You can physically SEE the pain in his eyes as he disintegrates. His eyes have no hope, no joy. He feels alone, and he just kind of accepts his death, unlike the rest of the dead Avengers. He has nothing in his life that he loves.
          
          And THAT is Peter Quill is one of the saddest death.
          
          One of the only reasons Peter Parker's death was sad was because he was young and he manages to fight off the disintegration for so long, and he was suffering. But so was Peter Quill. 
          
          Parker knew his family (his aunt, Tony, etc) were safe.
          
          Quill thought all of his family were dead.

Princess Mononoke is MY favorite Disney princess

^ So if youre pansexual does that mean you're attracted to pans?
          
          - Yeah wanna meet my boyfriend? 
          
          *hits the person in the head with a pan Repunzel style*