Me- What is this life? if I were you I would have been in more than ten relationships...
Mother- You don't even get one proposal let alone be in more than ten...
*Literally random girl I just met be like-
She- Have we met before?
Me- I don't know.
She- I thought I saw you with a boy... Oh, sorry you mustn't have a boyfriend. Nevermind.
Then wholly depressed me stupidly to my best friend-
Me- Just wtf they want to prove?
She- That you're ugly...
Me- What?
She- oh sorry,
Me- Yea,
She- You dumb and clumsy too...