yapuck

can you act like it?     sounds like you bumped into everything on your way up here,     could have woken my parents.     

@motenyis      i know what time it is,  mj..

..     do  you  want  a  croissant?     i  could  bake  it  for  the  next  game.

@puckedover      no,   because i’m not a fatty

well,     do  you  carry  a  burger  around?

right,   because tris is the only fatass on the team.  * rolling  her  eyes,  she  presses  her  purse  into  his  chest  for  him  to  hold—  then  grabs  the  cup.  her  lips  wrap  around  the  straw,  humming  content.   *     oh,  that’s  really  good.    come  on,  before  we’re  late.    

@puckshe     [  once given the okay,  he went to take a sip    ..well,  a rather large one and at her    —accusation,   which is what he’d call it,   he froze,   ]    uh    ..no.    [  only after, he’d allow himself to swallow the smoothie,   and /damn/  was it good.   shaking his head,  he extended his hand to give her the cup if she wanted a sip or two,   ]    ’t was probably santy,   with him and his fatass     ..he eats like a tank now that he’s bulking     ..heh

we can share the straw,  i thought you might not want to deal with the lipstick smudges on it.  * giving him a smile of her own,   she gestures for him to try the smoothie.  *  glad to know..   but does that mean you were the one that ate the other half of my sandwich yesterday?  

@puckyea      blah blah blah,   get a new plate.   there,   problem solved  :)

@yapuck        don’t care,  guilty as charged, life without parole 

@puckyea      well     ..in my defense madam,    it was left unattended and right next to my seat.   another defense,   i’m a growing boy with an insatiable hunger for food

@yapuck               lil bro is bonkers,  especially in regards to him..    maybe he’s just russian ?

@puckups     no,   but did you see /him?/   lil bro was wearing a MINK fur coat,   of course we look poor to him

@yapuck              worst thing about it is that he thought i was /poor/ .         .. do i look poor :/ ?

@puckshe       what can i say?   i’m very forward when it comes to what i want.   good thing i like pink then    ..but honestly,   i’ll wear any color you want.    hoping it’s a baby pink though

i didn’t expect you to outright ask me,  truth  be told  i thought i’d have to be the one to ask you.   and of course— i’ll go with you.   as long you wear a pink tie. 

@puckshe      i was planning on it,    but i haven’t found a date yet.   wanna be my date to prom?

@mightypucks      i hate fat bitches.   joking,   eat whatever that heart of yours desires   —i’m body positive.    besides,    you’re gonna need that extra energy for the classic.    they better be waffle fries     ..or else this friendship is over

@yapuck                  deal .                  i’m getting fries too. It’s a /must/ have .                  plus ,, i could always fuck up any type of fry .

@mightypucks       wings     ..only if they’re from wing stop.   and only with ranch too

@yapuck      no .. it can’t, help me open the windows . 

@puckyea     and i love it,   besides the subtle sweaty sock smell    ..but that can be ignored

@yapuck          i don’t care if it was in the pandora box, give it back man .  you’re like.. every younger sibling ever just stealing shit. 

@puckups      tom/ay/to,  tom/ah/to.    is it your beanie??  it was meshed in with all the scrimmage pinnies     ..thought i’d go out in style before getting checked by the rink reaper

@yapuck        you mean /borrow/.  there’s no point in stealing, just ask if you can keep them later . — is that my beanie  :/ ?  .. give me back my beanie