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MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS, MAY ALL YO DREEMS CUM TRU (INCLUDIN DA ONE WIV U SUCKIN MA D) N I LOVE YA'LL <3333333333 (APART FRM DA ONES DAT DNT LEMME DROWN IN DA PUSSY)

@Rosielaurel no prblm bae jesus is always following yo ass

@___Danielle_ well, so basically yeh bro i went to the bar to get some whiskey bc y'know i needed to liven up after the resurrection and then some drunk man serves me some tequila and im just like wtf brah gimme the real shyte but nah instead the drunk man told me to drink up. so then i did and this drunk man started talking to me and said he's some teacher yeh and im just like wtf why would i care, and he said because he's a christian and i look like jesus. of course i was like wot jesus died init but the drunk man was like 'yo look in that mirror over there m8' so i was like 'k, kl' and i was like 'WOAH WTH BRAH IM JESUS BITCHES'. from dat moment on yeh, i don't remember nutin because i was wayyyy too drunk but all i does remember is dat the next day i was the rave and that bar became a shrine m8. dat week i was worshipped yh and the drunk man at the bar is now my best m8 along with his bro who i do drinking games wiv. everyting is such a blast which is why i advise da followers to live life

@yasjesuschrist huh? Ur Jesus? Explaination please...

@ScarlettScott13 just for you to know, jesus is watching u and i dont think the real jesus understands where ur sense of humour has gone. bless your tender and partially pure soul. :)

Just for you to know, the real Jesus up there still loves you. :)

@yasjesuschrist You wish. 

im sincerely sorry for not coming on here, although i have a perfectly good reason. i was trying to pamper myself as its tough looking over all of you since im jesus and all. so i've been trying to comb my hair out of knots, which can be very frustrating so don't mind if i get a bit snappy. 
          
          bless you all for following me. enlightenment will soon be reached.

Hey could you read my new book Commander Kellie and the superkids NewGirl! It has scriptures in the lastest charpters x God bless you!