yaxi

sambucky > stucky
          
          change my mind.

vroom

i am going to fucking shove a wooden chair up this dude's ass. so i had a chair and this dude literally sat directly on it and was like "this is my chair" NO IT FUCKING ISN'T SHUT YOUR GOOFY AHH ASS UP. and then the teacher literally said "[my name] we're all waiting for you." NO. YOU ARE NOT WAITING FOR ME. 
          i am this close to shoving that fucking wooden chair up his ass so deep that he'll be shitting and throwing up wood for weeks. i am going to fucking run into the sidewalk across the street and potentially get run over by a car then lay down and cry on the sidewalk because i am starving and exhausted and everybody can go fuck themselves
          
          thank you for listening to my ted talk