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It's been a while, you alright?

randomly decided to check wattpad
          its good to be back ladies and gents

Hi you seem cool

OH MY GOD YOU CAN LIKE COMMENTS NOW

if you think about it, voldemort is the perfect bf
          cuz like, he has no nose so he cant smell
          he'd eat you out and have no complaints
          what a king✊️

dream face revealed
          time to edit him into a chav

✨Paste✨this✨on the✨ten✨nicest✨people’s✨profiles✨and if✨you get✨ten back✨you are✨really✨special✨

Your pfp is Tommy because you make every comment section 1000% funnier 

one day i shall reach 420 followers
          and my life will be complete
          what life
          
          anyways

bro ur dick jokes on Free the End from back in august are priceless