Hellooooooooooooooooooooo

Please call me Yellow Almond. 
That is not my real name.
But one day it will be.
But don't get me wrong I actually hate almonds.
And the colour yellow.
I am allergic to nuts.
I am also probably allergic to yellow.
But that's my name.
Idk why.
But it is.
FIGHT ME BITCH