yellowlives

@joecool123 uh... Superheroes by The Script?

yellowlives

I just saw this in Microsoft Word. I think my sister wrote it. 
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          *Everyone chattering*
          Caesar- *sigh* Calphurnia!
          Casca- (shushes for an unreasonable amount of time) silencio!
          *Everyone looks at Casca strangely*
          Casaer- Calphurnia don’t make me get my nun chucks. 
          Calphurnia- Uhhh boy stop callin me, watchu wont?
          Caesar- When Antony is running can you like stand in front of him or something. ANTONY YOU FAT LARD GET OVER HERE!
          Antony- Hey ya’ll!
          Caesar- Can you like touch my wife.
          *Antony ridiculously touches Calphurnia*
          Antony- Like this??
          Caesar- Not now you freakin idiot!! During the marathon so that she can like have a baby. Antony- Ok master, whatever you say.
          *Caesar looks at empty chip bag*
          Caesar- *sigh Stay home and eat all the freaking chips Calphurnia!
          Calphurnia- Whachtu said??
          Casca-Perdóname, que era yo.
          Caesar- Gosh, gimmie some of your tots.
          Calphurnia- No they mi-----
          Soothsayer- Caesaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……….
          Caesar-Yes?
          Casca- (shushes everyone again)
          Caesar- Who freakin said that?
          Soothsayer- You’re gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeee…….in March……..on the 15th… Just sayin..
          Caesar- Who the heck is that?
          Casca- El hombre te dijo que vas a morir.
          Caesar- WHAT. OMIGOSH I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANNYTHINNG??
          Antony- Oh, oh he just told you yous gon die.
          *An Awkward pause*
          Calphurnia- He crazeh, let’s jus go. We have marathons to see and I gotta get touched and errythang. We aint got time fa dis!
          Caesar- In your dreams you freakin psycho.

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