I just saw this in Microsoft Word. I think my sister wrote it.
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*Everyone chattering*
Caesar- *sigh* Calphurnia!
Casca- (shushes for an unreasonable amount of time) silencio!
*Everyone looks at Casca strangely*
Casaer- Calphurnia don’t make me get my nun chucks.
Calphurnia- Uhhh boy stop callin me, watchu wont?
Caesar- When Antony is running can you like stand in front of him or something. ANTONY YOU FAT LARD GET OVER HERE!
Antony- Hey ya’ll!
Caesar- Can you like touch my wife.
*Antony ridiculously touches Calphurnia*
Antony- Like this??
Caesar- Not now you freakin idiot!! During the marathon so that she can like have a baby. Antony- Ok master, whatever you say.
*Caesar looks at empty chip bag*
Caesar- *sigh Stay home and eat all the freaking chips Calphurnia!
Calphurnia- Whachtu said??
Casca-Perdóname, que era yo.
Caesar- Gosh, gimmie some of your tots.
Calphurnia- No they mi-----
Soothsayer- Caesaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……….
Caesar-Yes?
Casca- (shushes everyone again)
Caesar- Who freakin said that?
Soothsayer- You’re gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeee…….in March……..on the 15th… Just sayin..
Caesar- Who the heck is that?
Casca- El hombre te dijo que vas a morir.
Caesar- WHAT. OMIGOSH I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANNYTHINNG??
Antony- Oh, oh he just told you yous gon die.
*An Awkward pause*
Calphurnia- He crazeh, let’s jus go. We have marathons to see and I gotta get touched and errythang. We aint got time fa dis!
Caesar- In your dreams you freakin psycho.