Sam

@YourSuchADontStop shit you never @ me rip

@YourSuchADontStop lmao

@YourSuchADontStop C H O K E  M E

@YourSuchADon'tStop thank you

@Live_Love_Lashton ty! I like yours too

*finger gun back* 

@CalumHood175737 *finger guns*

I was just like BITCH

@bri10164 same and i wanted to punch the interveiwer so bad

When that interviewer took Ryan's phone I felt bad cuz ryros dad was dying :(

@SluttyVenom
            
            I'm carving pumpkins
            It's almost Halloween
            All my friends are wondering
            What they're gonna be
            The monster mash is playing
            You're moving to the beat
            And now we're gonna teach you
            To do the trick or treat
            
            Everybody scream
            Everybody scream
            It's almost Halloween
            Do the trick or treat
            Do the trick or treat
            It's almost Halloween
            Everybody scream
            
            There's a devil in the corner
            In candy apple red
            Dressed up like a fire
            Burning through my head
            I got a little closer
            And offered her a drink
            Who took me to the graveyard
            And we did the trick or treat
            
            Everybody scream
            Everybody scream
            It's only Halloween
            Do the trick or treat
            Do the trick or treat
            It's only Halloween
            Everybody scream
            
            Before I learned her name
            We were already asleep
            When I woke up in my coffin
            She was nowhere to be seen
            Was it all a dream?
            Who can I believe?
            It can't be what it seems
            It was only Halloween
            What does it all mean?
            
            Everybody scream
            Everybody scream
            If it's Halloween
            Do the trick or treat
            Do the trick or treat
            It was only Halloween
            Everybody scream
            
            Everybody scream
            It was Halloween
            Do the trick or treat
            Do the trick or treat
            It was only Halloween
            Everybody scream

@DankJesus Everything in this jungle wanna eat you baby
            I can't blame 'em 'cause you look so fine
            I want to give you sexual rabies
            Gimme that sweet sweet monkey vagine
            Though I wanna put your pelvis in traction
            On Pandora, the main attraction is
            Blue rabbits fucking
            Blue rabbits fucking, yeah
            Blue rabbits fucking
            
            [Post-Chorus]
            You know you won't see rabbit sex in "The Lord of the Rings"
            Smack her in the ass with your ponytail thing
            
            [Verse 2]
            Jack Sully was a soldier in a bad position
            He won't be scoring with that spinal condition
            They put him in a body with a tail and fangs
            And what we're presuming is an indigo wang
            Now he's gonna nail all the beaver he wanna
            While the animators spank it to Zoe Saldana
            And now we've got
            Blue rabbits fucking
            Blue rabbits fucking, yeah
            Blue rabbits fucking all over the place
            Blue rabbits fucking
            Blue rabbits fucking everywhere
            Blue rabbits fucking
            This whole planet's got fuck stench
            Blue rabbits fucking, yeah
            You can smell it on the other side of the sun
            Or however many suns the damn planet has 

@SluttyVenom What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo