yes i read

i just realized that i joined wattpad in 2014 
          
          YIKES

ok so today i overheard this convo 
          
          girl 1: *cough cough* *badly coughing*
          girl 1(completely monotone): omg i’m dying
          girl 2: at least you look tan  

ok so 
          
          this whole paid stories thing is absolutely killing wattpad
          
          i get that they wanna support the writers and stuff
          
          but like i downloaded this app (five years ago) because i couldn’t afford actual books
          
          wattpad let me continue reading, but for free 
          
          and now they’re telling me that i gotta pay to read on this app???
          
          like c’mon bruh ya killin me smallz 

i’m in this constant state of eh whadddah you gonna do *shrug* and holy toledo i’m ducked

fruit flys have no boundaries like at least spiders have the common decency to stay in the corner and don’t randomly fly up my nose as I’m designing my dream house on Pinterest

i don’t feel like thinking about stupid shit i’ve done rn... 

hai :)) 

if someone was selling drugs around here, weed know 

cringing so hard at my old post things 

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