Imma make this last for as long as the character max will let me.  Mmkay? 

I'm a doll in the form of a Yeti. Need I say more?

If you must insist, I will.  I own two dogs.  One is an elderly, somewhat obese black lab named Dixie.  The other is a middle-aged golden retriever/yellow lab mix named Davey Crockett.  

I wish to stress that if I had named them, they would be called Marshmallow Malcolm Reynolds (Would have been Davey's name) and Pork Chop Han Solo (Dixie's name).  But alas, as my family and I adopted them when they were both middle-aged (and in Dixie's case, already very overweight), we did not name them.  For the record, Dixie is a girl and Davey is a boy.  

I also have a bird named Hannibal.  Ya know, like the great general from Carthage that had the potential to take over Rome but was foiled by Scipio Africanus.   Or we can go with Hannibal Lecter, if that floats your boat.  Personally, I don't care much either way.  

I'm still a teenager, so I still live at home with my mother (Loves scrapbooking, Disney, and making seriously witty remarks) and my father(Who plays the guitar and makes a lovely Palak Paneer).  I have three younger siblings, two brothers (Both love video games.  Brother #1 loves wrestling, brother #2 loves baseball) and a younger sister (Loves Irish Dance).  

Me?  I'm a high schooler who's an avid Girl Scout, fledgling writer, red belt in Taekwondo, and who for some reason still finds herself bored enough to make duct tape wallets ALL THE TIME.  

But no one has anything on my duct tape collection.  It's pretty awesome.  And, of course, all mine. XD I'm not very good at this whole "sharing" concept.  Bwhahahaha....

I'm also a bit of a an anti-social dork when it comes to real life and branching out beyond my group of friends.  

But, people call me adorable, so it's totally worth it. 

Damn this is a long description.....If you read all this, tell me where you live and I will find a way to get you brownies.  Yay!