Once upon a time, there lived a man named Bob. Bob was a great guy, except he had a strange fascination with engines. Bob liked to eat engines for breakfast, and his favourite was car engines. One day, Bob choked on an engine and then he died.
Just kidding! Bob was resurrected by a clock with seventeen legs and three million fingers. The clock warned Bob to never eat engines again, or he would die and the clock would have to miss another date with a window washer to resurrect Bob, which he would be too lazy to do in the future.
So, Bob stopped eating car engines and lived happily ever after!
Nope, haha, just kidding!
Bob died.
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