Me - So I'm here because...why?
Person - Because people need to know about you.
Me - Okay...
Person - So what do you like to do in your spare time?
Me - ...
Person- Yes?
Me - If I told you, you'd run away.
Person - Okay... What's your favorite color?
Me - Black.
Person - Name some people you are close to.
Me - Nobody.
Person - Name someone you hate.
Me - Everybody. 
Person - ...Okay? Well where do you come from?
Me - My mom.
Person - Well... I think we're done here.
Me - Goodbye.