My favorite thing to do on a rainy day is to go on the internet and find quotes from famous people that are funny, witty, or thoughtful.  Since I'm not that good at talking about myself, here are a few that I think describe me.

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
- Ron White

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
- Mitch Hedberg

"So this is how it is. The innocent suffer, the guilty go free, and truth and fiction are pretty much interchangeable. ...There is neither a Santa Claus, nor an Easter Bunny, and there no angels watching over us. Things just happen for no reason, and nothing makes any sense."
- Veronica Mars, Season 2 (Not Pictured)