yoexdumbass

I love my girlfriend 
          	Eeeeeeeee 

acherryonanappletree

oop- i found a good one lol
          
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          roses are red, 
          stems are green,
          i ain’t getting on my knees,
          bitch, you bow down to me

acherryonanappletree

@yoexdumbass replace it with daylily then lmao
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yoexdumbass

@acherryonanappletree I like this one lol, sadly I can’t use it cuh “stems” BUT a for effort A for.... effort 
            Good job 
            I’ll
            Keep this in ma
            Notes 
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acherryonanappletree

if a hen and a half lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs will half a dozen hens lay in half a dozen days?
          i hope you have half as much fun as i did lol

yoexdumbass

@acherryonanappletree I was thinking that yooooo
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acherryonanappletree

why is six afraid of seven?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          because seven eight nine-
          but why is ten scared?
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          because he's in the middle of nine eleven
          
          
          you get this one because i don't have wifi to look up cuter ones rn-
          i hope you laugh :)

acherryonanappletree

@yoexdumbass 
            *hair flip* thank you, babe
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yoexdumbass

@acherryonanappletree LMFAO- I did
            Omg 
            Ig u have sum skills :) 
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acherryonanappletree

i hope nobody looks through your phone and sees your location, that would be a shame :) 
          hey, at least i know what you're doing right now lmao

yoexdumbass

@acherryonanappletree ion know just wanted to incorporate a “ big word” 
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acherryonanappletree

@yoexdumbass 
            hm- procrastinating what? *ominous eyebrow raise*
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acherryonanappletree

this message may be offensive
I’M BOREDD-
          AND I WANNA START SAYING WEIRD SHIT ON YOUR MB AGAIN, BUT I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING RN *pouts*
          consider yourself lucky.. . *trudges away*

yoexdumbass

@acherryonanappletree LMFAO WHAT THE HELLLL ISSSSS THTQQTWTTQTQWATATAA-
            good pitch tho 
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acherryonanappletree

@yoexdumbass 
            hushjshakska
            NEVER ENOUGH *never, never* NEVER ENOoOoUGH for me, for mAy mAaYEEE
            lmao oh no-
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